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chromozom
Príspevok 143642 Zdroj: Fb
 
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Nocna mora Zdroj: Fb
 
chromozom
Príspevok 143610 Zdroj: Fb
 
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President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Putin.
"Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and their 19-year-old and 21-year-old daughters made mad passionate love to me simultaneously."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Putin.
The driver replies, "I´m president Putin´s driver, and I just killed the pig."

Zdroj: Andrew Urban, Chris McLeod: Zelensky.
 
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Príspevok 143344 Zdroj: Kemel
 
maxhardcore
DENACIFIKÁCIA PARLAMENTU
 
br0nski
blboš dlaha H8speech
Zdroj: der führer blbosh
 
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zaostalí náboženskí fanatici
 
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Obzvlášť výstižný Shooty... :-( Zdroj: Shooty
 
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odchyt
 
smesme
9. máj
 
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ZLavrov Zdroj: Pravda
 
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kvietok
 
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“Republika” vznikla príliš rýchlo
 
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reakcie
 
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vyjadrenie podpory
 
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lidl letacik
 
maxhardcore

šojgu telefonuje lavrovovi a pýta sa ho,
kam namieriť a vystreliť atómovú bombu,
aby Sovietske Rusko všetkým ukázalo,
aké je v skutočnosti silné.
na Londýn?
niééé,tam bývajú moje deti!
na Holandsko?
niééé,tam žije putinova dcéra!
na Južnú Kóreu?
niééé,tam je druhá putinova dcéra!
tak kam teda,na Ameriku?
kam? veď tam žijú všetky ostatné deti ľudí z našej vlády!
ale vieš čo?
vystrelte to na Voronež, tam nikoho nemáme...

 
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